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11 Kelly Ryan
KR

pass it, pass it
Quote: "Slow and Go -- fakes out the opposition and you don't have to skate that hard!"

Honours:
Player of the Year-Scorpions 2004
Coach of the Year-Scorpions 2005

Height: 5'11"
Weight: 190
Pos: Center
Shoots: Right
Hometown: Sarnia
Profession: Health and Safety
Position: CEO (don't tell Dave)

Seasons with Scorpions: 4
Last Season: Scorpions
Previous: Dubai 2001-06
Singapore, Thailand


Kelly makes a decent living off of Dave's Ass Kissing sales during the month of March. He charges people 50 dollars for the honour.

Crazy Facts: "Kelly has legally applied to have Dave's name changed to Spike in Ontario Canada without Dave's knowledge!"

 

Bottom image: The famous INCIDENT where Andy Seymour refused to work within the tight confines of Ryan's slow-and-go system. Note Seymour turning away and Ryan's middle finger extended at his first line centerman. Also note Dale McClare's feeble attempt to reconcile the two. To this day Seymour refuses to return until Ryan changes his coaching methods. (Oct 1 2005) Ryan has no comment.